What If... Flat Earthers Were Right?

By Frank P. Seudo

GRAVITY IS NOT REAL
THE EARTH IS NOT A SPINNING BALL
AND FLAT EARTHERS ARE NOT ALL WILLFULLY IGNORANT, HILARIOUSLY DELUSIONAL, OR INTELLECTUALLY DISHONEST

Follow Smith Robin, the Project Management Director of NASA, as he assembles a cross-disciplinary taskforce to cope with the increasingly serious flat Earth movement. Also on his team are Charles from Round Ops, who will stop at nothing to round off the Earth; Britta from No Such Department, who is reading your browsing history in disgust; and Mosby from HR, who does whatever people in HR do. They may not have a project plan, but they surely have the can-do attitude for infiltrating the Big Four geocentric creeds, interfering with the flatees' presidential election, sabotaging the trip to the edge of the world, and covering up the ultimate scientific proof that would expose the Global Lie. For reasons that are not immediately or remotely clear, the stake has never been higher.

Backed up by years of loo-based research, What If... Flat Earthers Were Right? presents the most realistic worldview in a universe where every planet but the Earth is a ball; China, Russia and the U.S. are allies in defending the Global Lie; compasses, telescopes, scales, speedometers, etc. are all rigged; and government agencies are actually very efficient in doing stuff. If you have never read it, that's because They are keeping you in the dark.

"I have never read anything like this." - SOMEONE

"I have never read. Period." - ANOTHER ONE

"A beautifully crafted and fact-based rebuttal of heliocentrism." - NO ONE

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 9887654809
• ISBN13: 9789887654803
• Release Date: August 2022
• Publisher: Amazon Digital Services LLC - Kdp
• Length: 308 Pages
• Weight: 0.67 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.7" x 5.1" x 7.8"