Welcome to the Church of Trump

By John Grady

Welcome to the Church of Trump In a world where political satire meets unabashed reverence, Welcome to the Church of Trump offers a hilarious and thought-provoking journey into the heart of one of the most polarizing figures in modern history. This satirical masterpiece delves into the absurdity of American politics, presenting Donald J. Trump as the "Orange Savior" and exploring the fervent devotion of his followers through a fictional religious lens. Highlights of the Book: Satirical Parables and Commandments: Experience the Ten Commandments of the Church of Trump, the Parables of Trump Tower, and the Gospel of Alternative Facts, all woven with sharp wit and humor. Religious Rituals and Ceremonies: Dive into the unique sacraments and rituals such as the Rite of the Golden Comb-Over, Bankruptcy Baptism, and the Great Wall Pilgrimage, which mirror Trump's real-life controversies and triumphs. Prophecies and Doctrines: Explore the divine selection of Trump, the prophecies surrounding his leadership, and the doctrines that define this satirical faith. Why You Should Read This Book: Insightful Commentary: Grady's work provides a critical yet humorous commentary on the current political landscape, making it a must-read for those interested in American politics and satire. Engaging and Entertaining: With its engaging narrative and biting satire, this book will entertain and provoke thought, whether you are a supporter or critic of Trump. Cultural Relevance: In a time where political discourse often divides, this book offers a unifying laugh and a chance to reflect on the state of politics today. Support a Good Cause: A portion of the profits supports A Thousand Ripples, providing veterans and cancer patients with low-cost or free cannabinoid therapies and aiming to build a retreat cabin for relaxation and healing. Welcome to the Church of Trump is more than just a satirical take on a controversial figure; it's an invitation to laugh, ponder, and engage with the absurdities of our political reality. Join the congregation and explore the divine hilarity within these pages.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0D9XBHHPN
• ISBN13: 9798333812230
• Release Date: July 2024
• Publisher: Independently published
• Length: 133 Pages
• Weight: 0.35 lbs.
• Dimensions: 6.8" x 0.3" x 4.3"