Welcome To Heidi

By Heidi Clements

If you ever wondered what 50 would look like on a former alcoholic tattooed shoe addict who eats cake out of her garbage can and secretly prays to her vagina to die on a regular basis - well wonder no more and Welcome to Heidi. This collection of stories culled from over 300 blogs and rewritten for your pleasure will take readers on a journey they never expected and perhaps never knew they wanted to go on.

From dating, to how to tame Jewish hair, getting a pot license at 52, and surviving what is perhaps the worst Hollywood job ever - Welcome To Heidi will remind you to laugh at life's most inane moments - even when those moments are happening to you.

Welcome To Heidi says everything you wish you could say but can't and proves that having it all is possible - as long as the "all" is shoes. Take a trip inside the mind of a sarcastic, dysmorphic, slightly mental, completely fashion addicted, single woman who's trying to live the second half of her life with zero apologies and massive debt.

Welcome to Heidi - you'll never want to leave.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 0692216847
• ISBN13: 9780692216842
• Release Date: May 2014
• Publisher: Humoroutcasts Press
• Length: 182 Pages
• Weight: 0.76 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.4" x 6.0" x 9.0"