Meet Wee Chris-Scotland's most loveable dafty.
He's 45, proudly unemployed, and wears his tracksuit like a uniform.
With a bottle of Buckfast in one hand and a half-lit rollie in the other, Chris is the unofficial king of the scheme. He's got socks tucked into socks, schemes coming out of his ears, and a mouth full of mad ideas.
Living with his fiery fiancee Chantelle (who keeps him in check with the sharpness of a stiletto) and their two weans-Chris Junior, a cheeky wee rocket, and Demi Lee, wise beyond her years-life in their flat is never quiet.
Alongside his best pal Tony, his permanently confused mate Div, and a host of dodgy plans (from fake job interviews to pyramid schemes involving caramel wafers), Chris navigates daily disasters, family fights, and the occasional stolen sausage.
It's chaos. It's comedy. It's pure, unfiltered Scottish life