We Deeply Value Your Feedback (And Other Lies I Told HR)

By Alexander Pyatkovsky

We Deeply Value Your Feedback (And Other Lies I Told HR): A Corporate Comedy in 75 Disasters

Welcome to the office. Please leave your sanity at the door.

Congratulations You've just been promoted - not in real life, of course. But to the front row of the greatest corporate trainwreck ever documented by someone who once signed a $47,000 ping pong table expense and called it "culture."

In this laugh-out-loud, dangerously relatable satire, you'll meet our (reluctant) narrator: a mid-sized tech company CEO with big dreams, bad instincts, and an unfortunate talent for public scandal. It all starts with a hot mic moment during a company-wide Zoom - and spirals into full-blown corporate chaos faster than Legal can draft a denial.

What follows?

HR vendettas.

Rogue Slack channels.

A rebrand during a reputation crisis.

An "emotional support goat" named Jerry.

A team-building trust fall that ended in medical leave.

And 74 other catastrophes too bizarre for fiction (except they're all here).

From spontaneous "wellness sabbaticals" to performance reviews disguised as poetry readings, this is not just a workplace comedy - it's a survival guide for anyone who's ever questioned a mission statement, cringed during an all-hands, or wondered if the coffee machine was judging them.

Told in brutally funny, emotionally raw first-person chapters, We Deeply Value Your Feedback (And Other Lies I Told HR) takes you behind the badge swipe and into the breakdown. It's a love letter to everyone who ever gave their best to a job that repaid them with burnout, bureaucracy, and branded stress balls.

If you've ever:

Sent a risky Slack DM and prayed it wasn't public...

Attended a leadership retreat that ended in tears (yours)...

Tried to quit, only to be promoted out of guilt...

Or stared at your calendar and wondered, "What do I actually do here?"...

This book is for you.

Part memoir, part satire, part HR nightmare - this is corporate comedy at its most unhinged.

Read it. Laugh. Cry. Then call your therapist. Or your recruiter.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0FJ7CZXGK
• ISBN13: 9798293245598
• Release Date: July 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 220 Pages
• Weight: 0.86 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.5" x 7.0" x 10.0"