Vitruvian Funk: Director's Cut (The Whole Funk)

By Alphonse Omega

Somewhen in the future, the planet Terra reels from the dual gifts of technological uplift and random cataclysm. It is the time of the Discoflux. Ruby Quatermain, Helena Cinco, and their misfit friends (some of who know that they're in a book) work to nullify an alien artifact that holds the key to their planet's ultimate demise. Along the way, they encounter the machinations of Merlin Shakespeare, undead ninjas, self-aware automatons, kinky aliens, a giant robot attack, and a whole host of tropes both post-apocalyptic and post-scarcity. Metahijinks abound Also included are an incredible amount of profanity and a killer soundtrack. Meant for mature readers of all ages.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0FB3XV9YQ
• ISBN13: 9798282911596
• Release Date: May 2025
• Publisher: Independently published
• Length: 514 Pages
• Weight: 1.51 lbs.
• Dimensions: 9.0" x 1.2" x 6.0"