Vampire Limericks and Other Bits of Humor

By Carl Scott Harker

A Lifetime Lease

On obtaining the vampiric seal
Precious blood you will learn how to steal,
So give it a try
You just have to die,
To make immortality real

Updated 11/01/24, this second edition, has more vampire limericks than ever before, and also includes expanded collection of other cartoons and limericks. So along with vampire limericks - like the teaser presented above, you will find limericks on various subjects including naughty limericks, There are Star Trek cartoons and other cartoons asa well. The contents of this book are interspersed with personal tidbits and humorous commentary, too

How did this book come to be written? The genesis of this book had a simple cause. I was looking for vampire limericks to do a Halloween reading at a library and couldn't find any. So I wrote several 5-line poems about the undead to fill the void, and placed them into this book so others would not have to face a similar problem.

And since readers deserve more... I added in other limericks written and published over the years, as well as some cartoons and a short story.

This is me at my silliest. For readers and fans of my more serious poetry, I am happy to present the lightest side of my work

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1657382613
• ISBN13: 9781657382619
• Release Date: January 2020
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 50 Pages
• Weight: 0.31 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 8.5" x 11.0"