Utter Loquacity: Holiday Tales for Dull Parties

By: Crawford, Kristian Chanin

Taken together, these tales form a satirical medieval triptych about misplaced greatness: a fool who mistakes costume for wisdom, a failed knight who confuses small mastery for large understanding, and a champion whose excess turns strength into ruin. Each man achieves a distorted fame through error-Snozzleblast through borrowed authority, Mortimer Mitterand through accidental skill, and Vladimir Borscht through sheer mass-only to be undone when appetite, pride, or misunderstanding exceeds its limits. Their worlds respond not with enlightenment but with spectacle, punishment, and absurd violence, leaving monuments, sayings, and cautionary histories that mock the human desire to be more than one truly is.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0G9W3X6V7
• ISBN13: 9798261726296
• Release Date: December 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 52 Pages
• Weight: 0.19 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 6.0" x 9.0"