Unspirational 2027 Day-To-Day Calendar: It's Never Too Late to Quit!

By Elan Gale

Perfect for cynics, realists, and everyone sick of toxic positivity, producer and internet wit Elan Gale's unapologetically snarky anti-affirmations prove that sarcasm is the ultimate self-care.

Not everyone's here to "live, laugh, love." For those of us who prefer to roll our eyes and keep it moving, Elan Gale's Unspirational 2027 Day-to-Day Calendar delivers a darkly funny year of cranky quips, bitter truths, and hilariously unhelpful "inspirations" that skewer the soft-focus positivity of traditional affirmations.

Features include:
No single-use plasticPage size 4.606 x 4.606Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop displayPrinted on FSC (R)-certified paper with soy-based inkFull-color tear-off pagesBack of pages are blank for notes or shopping listsDay/Date reference on each pageCombined weekend pagesOfficial major world holidays and observancesDaily sarcastic "unspirational" messages that mock delusional positivity and sentimental affirmations.

• Format: Paper Catalog
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0GF987TRN
• ISBN13: 9798881608019
• Release Date: July 2026
• Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
• Length: 640 Pages
• Weight: 0.05 lbs.
• Dimensions: 1.3" x 5.1" x 5.1"