Unspirational 2026 Day-To-Day Calendar: Anything Is Impossible

By Elan Gale

In a world of lame jokes, unreliable truths, and disappointing affirmations, a little unspiration goes a long way.

Each sharp-elbowed parody of warm and fuzzy positive platitudes in the Unspirational 2026 Day-to-Day Calendar hits like a refreshing tonic for the cynic's soul. With too much mindfulness turning the world soft, these darkly funny barbs could almost convince you we'll be okay after all--almost.

Features include: No single-use plastic Page size 4.606 x 4.606 Recyclable chipboard easel backer for desk or tabletop display Printed on FSC(R) certified paper with soy-based ink Full-color tear-off pages Back of pages are blank for notes or shopping lists Day/Date reference on each page Combined weekend pages Official major world holidays and observances Daily sarcastic "unspirational" messages that mock too-earnest positivity and romantic delusion.

• Format: Paper Catalog
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1524897744
• ISBN13: 9781524897741
• Release Date: July 2025
• Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
• Length: 640 Pages
• Weight: 0.85 lbs.
• Dimensions: 1.1" x 5.3" x 5.2"