Unspirational 2024 Day-To-Day Calendar: But First, Anxiety

By: Gale, Elan

The great thing about giving up is you still have a long way to go before you hit rock-bottom--all the more time to snicker at the hopeful strivers who haven't figured out the joke, yet. Lean into the spiral with these hilariously dark, pessimistic parodies of fluffy, feel-good affirmations.

Everyone who's had enough delusional self-help clich?s and just wants a real laugh will find all their dark and cynical, silly and sarcastic buttons pushed by @unspirational's caustic, edgy, deadpan daily messages. You might as well, right, because is it really getting better from here?

Features include: Page size: 4.5" x 4.5"Easel backer for desk or tabletop displayPrinted on FSC certified paper with soy-based inkFull-color tear-off pagesBack of pages are blank for notes or shopping listsDay/Date reference on each pageCombined weekend pagesOfficial major world holidays and observancesEvery day features hilariously pessimistic quotes and anti-affirmations in @unspirational's inimitable style (because who would want to imitate that?)

• Format: Calendar
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1524879924
• ISBN13: 9781524879921
• Release Date: August 2023
• Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
• Length: 640 Pages
• Weight: 0.85 lbs.
• Dimensions: 1.4" x 5.5" x 5.4"