Um, They Didn't Put This in the Protocol: A collection of raw, hilarious, and brutal EMS stories

By Anthony Wilson

"I'm not Santa. But I've seen some shit."

Welcome to the back of the ambulance - where the calls are real, the chaos is constant, and the protocol rarely covers what actually happens.

In Um, They Didn't Put This in the Protocol, former paramedic Anthony Wilson shares 25 unforgettable EMS stories that are as hilarious as they are haunting. From psych patients with loaded guns to a 500-pound body exploding mid-removal, every chapter is a raw, unfiltered look into the world behind the sirens.

This isn't some sanitized medical memoir.

It's:

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0FJZH1GH1
• ISBN13: 9798293684656
• Release Date: July 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 34 Pages
• Weight: 0.13 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 6.0" x 9.0"