Two Mugs, A Brew, And Some Geese

By Matt Allcock

When the geese came for the bread, humanity didn't stand a chance. When mutated geese came for the planet, Colin and Margaret did what any sensible Brits would do: they put the kettle on.

Now, armed with a couple of thermoses, one suspiciously indestructible potato salad, and the sheer power of mild irritation, they find themselves dragged from a quiet park bench in York to the farthest reaches of the cosmos.

Alongside Geoffrey, a goose of uncommon arrogance and surprising political influence, they must face hostile alien waterfowl, interdimensional honking, a teapot the size of Yorkshire, and the most terrifying enemy of all: a cliffhanger that might never be resolved tidily.

Can the universe be saved with a hot brew and a spatula?

Possibly.

Will Margaret ever eat Colin's potato salad?

Absolutely not.

An absurd tale of tea, geese, and the kind of understated British stubbornness that just might hold reality together.

• Format: Hardcover
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1067611509
• ISBN13: 9781067611507
• Release Date: March 2026
• Publisher: Matt Allcock
• Length: 290 Pages
• Weight: 1.53 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.9" x 6.0" x 9.0"