Twin Dicks Private Eyes: Hey Man, Nice Rack

By: Matthew Douglas

A dead mother in a kitchen on Warwick Road.
An eleven year old girl. Gone.

The Twin Dicks don't do missing kids cases.

Until they do.

Carter Flint and Georgie Boy are settling into their new roles as
Island Park's most feared - and most wanted - freelance problem
solvers. Business is good. The tab at The Lonely Loon is
catastrophic. Life is simple.

Then Detective Sully pulls them into the worst kind of case. A
murdered woman. A missing niece. And a trail that leads from a
meth lab in the pine barrens straight into the manicured heart
of Harbor Isle's darkest secret.

What follows is a descent into the ugliest corners of the South
Shore - through junkie farmhouses, stolen electronics fences, and
the kind of respectable evil that hides behind yacht club
memberships and charity drives.

Carter and Georgie have always been happy to break the rules.
This time, they're going to burn them down entirely.

Hey Man, Nice Rack is the third case in the
Twin Dicks Private Eyes series - darker, harder, and more
personal than anything Carter and Georgie have faced before.
The monsters are real. The stakes are higher. And the happy
endings are getting harder to find.

Perfect for fans of Tim Dorsey, Dave Barry, and Carl Hiaasen.

Warning: Contains adult content, a chainsaw-wielding witch,
and a Komodo dragon's worth of righteous fury aimed at people
who genuinely deserve it.

Start from the beginning -

Book 1: The Stiff Competition and
Book 2: The Happy Ending, available now.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0GYZ56XQ4
• ISBN13: 9798259178526
• Release Date: April 2026
• Publisher: Independently published
• Length: 115 Pages
• Weight: 0.36 lbs.
• Dimensions: 9.0" x 0.3" x 6.0"