Living in a dilapidated shot-gun shack deep in the woods outside of the rapidly changing landscape of a once small town where old-school was quickly becoming out-dated, we meet local legend turned loser Travis Atkins as he ice's his face after kissing the fist of an old friend while an officials dark sedan mysteriously pulls up the driveway. As is often the case in nature, an equilibrium or balance must be reached, evidence when a substantial inheritance check is delivered to his rusted screen door. Taking advantage of this unbelievable opportunity, he sets his sights on the ivory pillars of Trumpet Enterprises and departs on a personal quest for pride and glory; along the way encountering romantic escapades, incarceration, a sadistic young girl, and much, much more. This hilarious romp will take you places, On top of that, it will show you things...
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