Turdy Tales Book One: The Flush Awakens (The Turdy Tales)

By Hailey Gasley

Turdy Tales Book One: The Flush Awakens A wildly funny, surprisingly smart chapter book for kids who giggle at fart jokes--and the grown-ups who want them to read more. Jimmy Flufferton was just trying to eat breakfast--not become the galaxy's first fart-powered superhero. But when he opens a mysterious box of Poopie's Chunko Turdy Nibbles , he accidentally activates ancient bowel magic, unlocks the ability to launch himself via gas propulsion, and meets a talking turd in sunglasses. So yeah... things got weird fast. Meet Jimmy Flufferton --an eight-and-three-quarters-year-old with a big imagination, a loyal best friend, and a digestive system that just became dangerously powerful. One mysterious breakfast cereal and a few ill-timed toots later, Jimmy discovers he's been chosen to join the Flush Force--an ancient league of unlikely heroes with gut-powered gifts. But when evil cereal mogul Baron Von Bran tries to take over the school with mind-controlling fiber snacks, Jimmy must master his new abilities, survive the Toilet Trials, and learn the value of bravery, friendship, and... prebiotics? Yes, there's humor. Yes, there's farting. But it's also filled with: Real science about digestion, fiber, and gut health Sneaky vocabulary and STEM concepts Themes of courage, creativity, and body confidence Positive friendship, diverse characters, and reluctant-hero charm Perfect for kids ages 7-12 (and adults with a strong stomach), Turdy Tales: Book One is gross-out gold--packed with laugh-out-loud moments, unforgettable characters, and surprisingly legit fiber facts hidden inside every page. Great for: Reluctant readers Fans of Captain Underpants, Diary of a Wimpy Kid and Dog Man Kids who find farts funny (so, like... most of them) The Flush Awakens is gross enough to keep them reading , but smart enough to make it count . Parents and teachers will appreciate the built-in science lessons (no extra worksheets required), while kids will love the superhero origin story... powered by beans, bravery, and a talking poop named, of course, Mr. Poopie. Read it. Laugh hard. Stay regular.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0F5P7S4QM
• ISBN13: 9798280613317
• Release Date: April 2025
• Publisher: Independently published
• Length: 128 Pages
• Dimensions: 8.0" x 0.3" x 5.0"