Turd Play XII: The Great Shite North

By Poetic Prophet of Poo

A Frostbitten Odyssey Through Farts, Feelings, and Federal F*ckery

Welcome to Canada, the land of snow, sorrow, and suspiciously damp long johns. The Great Shite North is the spiritual pilgrimage nobody asked for and everybody deserves: a cross-country skidmark safari from the crappy coast to the poopy plains-and everywhere in between.

This isn't just poetry.
This is the national anthem your bowels would sing if they had a Spotify account.

In this twelfth installment of the cult-level Turd Play saga, you're dragged face-first through a frozen wonderland of:

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0G3L5N3XD
• ISBN13: 9798275464771
• Release Date: December 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 28 Pages
• Weight: 0.08 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 5.0" x 8.0"