Turd Play: The First Trilogy: Just Getting Sharted

By Poetic Prophet of Poo

By the Poetic Prophet of Poo

"To those who can smell the truth when the world reeks of lies - this is for you."

Enter Turd Play:
Not just a poetry collection, but a bowel movement of the mind.
A theatre of the grotesque where language festers,
Where comedy and carnage collide,
Where philosophy isn't read in lecture halls... instead it's scraped off toilet walls.

This is rancid revelation in verse.
A gospel for the gutter.
A hymnbook of hilarity and horror.
Each piece drips with absurdity, filth, and the kind of raw honesty most writers flush away.

Here, you won't find polite stanzas or rhyming platitudes.
You'll find sacred nonsense, existential slapstick, and truths smeared in satire.
You'll laugh. You'll gag. You'll feel something primal stir in the pit of your bowels.

This is not poetry for the polished.
This is not literature for the comfortable.
This is art for those who dare to look inside the sewer of the soul and find beauty in the sludge.

Turd Play is grotesque genius -
Filthy, fearless, and ferociously funny.
A work that turns shame into scripture,
And shit into something strangely divine.

So open it carefully.
Grip it tightly.
And remember: the only way out is through.

Welcome to Turd Play.
Prepare to laugh, retch, and maybe - just maybe - transcend.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0FP53YB7N
• ISBN13: 9798299125689
• Release Date: August 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 86 Pages
• Weight: 0.21 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.2" x 5.0" x 8.0"