Turd Play IV: Intra-stainus

By Poetic Prophet of Poo

Turd Play IV: Intra-stainus is back to ram its stinky sceptre deep into your literary love canal. If you thought The Crappening and Making Shitstory were wild, buckle up, because Intra-stainus makes them look like a polite piss in a porcelain teacup.

This is toilet humour on steroids, a bowel-bursting blend of dirty limericks, wordplay so twisted it needs a chiropractor, and imagery that'll scar your brain like Rumpelstiltskin's uncut third leg. We're talking:

Grotesque fairy tales (crumb-filled skins & goblin gitches)

Savage one-liners ("You're a stupid seer... a real Nostradumbass")

Philosophy on the can ("Common sense is not common, in a sense...")

Meta-pooetry (the saga of the second trilogy)

Perfect for toilet reading, stoner sessions, or anyone who enjoys laughing at the collapse of Western civilisation while taking a shit.

If you've ever wanted Shakespeare, Dr. Seuss, and a truck stop glory hole to have a love child, this is it.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0FNWBC4RK
• ISBN13: 9798262325146
• Release Date: August 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 26 Pages
• Weight: 0.08 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 5.0" x 8.0"