TRUMP WINS/ DEMS LOSE!: The 2020 Republican Jokebook

By Scott Sams

TRUMP WINS/ DEMS LOSE!: The 2020 Republican Joke Book! . Question: Why is Donald Trump the perfect leader for the Republican Party, a party whose symbol is an elephant? . Answer: Like the elephant, he is big, bold, a bit unpredictable, roars a lot. You'd be better off staying out of his way! . Trump draws large crowds everywhere he goes. The Democrats don't, yet they claim they represent the American people! . The 2020 election campaign has begun, and here is the best pro-Trump, pro-Republican joke book! Featuring hundreds of jokes on topics such as Nancy Pelosi, Obama, Hillary, infighting among Dems, the Democratic candidates, favorite bumper stickers, the differences between Republicans and Democrats, future bestsellers by Democrats, and funny jokes about how Democrats are lazy or dumb or just plain wrong, this book is a MUST HAVE this election season! . The author is a 36 year veteran comedy writer who's books have sold millions. A Libertarian, he is upset there is little conservative humor on late-night comedy shows. He wants to change that, and show with this book that Republicans can be funny! . More jokes: . DIFFERENCES BETWEEN DEMOCRATS AND REPUBLICANS Party Symbol: Republicans: The elephant, one of the largest and most powerful creatures on earth. Democrats: A jackass. . Favorite Pastimes: Democrats: Spending other people's money Republicans: Making money . Favorite Occupations: Democrats: Dog walkers, Uber drivers, Hug Therapists, Temps Republicans: Police, Firemen, Soldiers, Executives . Favorite Ways of Getting Rich: Democrats: Winning the lottery. Suing for personal injuries Republicans: Spending less than they earn and saving and investing the rest. Building a business with hard work and long hours. . It was so cold in Vermont this year I saw Democrats with their hands in their own pockets! . How are the Democratic candidates like Santa Claus? You want to believe in them but you just can't. . How do we know Lois Lane was a Democrat? Because she's always looking for someone to save her. . Buy this book now and get started laughing! Just push the button on the top right of this page. It is sold with a money-back guarantee in Amazon credit, so what do you have to lose?

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1687868662
• ISBN13: 9781687868664
• Release Date: August 2019
• Publisher: Independently published
• Length: 74 Pages
• Weight: 0.36 lbs.
• Dimensions: 9.0" x 0.2" x 6.0"