Trap Door Confessional: Musings And Confusings From Mid-Life Singlehood

By Jennifer Layton

Teetering on the edge of 40, Humorist Jennifer Layton presents a series of essays on the single life so far:- Kids (Can't live with 'em, can't drop-kick 'em over a fence.)- Presenting the honest truth ("Your cell phone does not work. I SAID, YOUR CELL PHONE DOES NOT WORK!")- The spiritual journey, which leads from a school of Wicca, to Buddhist study, to a Catholic Compound. (Heaven is getting tired of forwarding her mail.)- Failing the Girl Test. (But she makes a great frat guy.)From puzzling over finances, to keeping in shape, to finally admitting she's just as crazy as the rest of her family, Jennifer Layton puts it all in hilarious order before taking the plunge into middle age.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1440414637
• ISBN13: 9781440414633
• Release Date: October 2008
• Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
• Length: 138 Pages
• Weight: 0.93 lbs.
• Dimensions: 8.0" x 0.3" x 5.3"