
Dear Mama, Gus came into my life several years ago. During my final year of college, I was abducted by a vampire. To say the big oaf saved me from certain doom is an overstatement, but that's how we met. Honestly, I have a tough time thinking about it. Between the kidnapping...

Dear Mama, Millie
I first met The Boss when I was preyed upon by vampires. Yes, actual vampires. I'd like to say Gus saved me, but he pretty much ruined my life. He did get me to go to church though. So that's something.
Love,