For sixteen years, Deputy Sheriff D.C. answered calls that no training manual could have prepared him for. Domestic disputes started over television shows. Vehicle pursuits that topped out at 18 miles per hour. Criminal masterminds who left their wallet at the scene. And through it all, one undeniable truth emerged: there are rules out here. Unwritten, unposted, and apparently unknown to about 10% of the population.
If you've ever driven past a trailer park and wondered what's going on in there - this is the field guide you didn't know you needed.
For the 90% who always knew better: you're welcome.
For the 10% who inspired this book: you know who you are