Tommy's Deflated Balls: A Novella of New England Football Comedic Erotica

By Arrow Rivendell

Like most New England Patriots fans, Tommy has a problem: his balls. They are deflated. What is he to do with his deflated balls, and how can his hero, Tom Brady, help?

WARNING: EXPLICIT MATERIAL not intended for children under the age of eighteen, persons who take themselves too seriously, and New England Patriots fans.

ABOUT THE AUTHOR: Arrow Rivendell was an early adopter of ecstasy, according to Arrow's kindergarten class. Don't do drugs kids, or you'll end up writing New England Football Comedic Erotica too (and possibly Dino Porn).

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1523318821
• ISBN13: 9781523318827
• Release Date: January 2016
• Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
• Length: 52 Pages
• Weight: 0.13 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 5.0" x 8.0"