Three Musket-toes: Season One

By Marlynn Swanigan

What happens when three mosquitoes discover religion... and completely misunderstand it?

Inside a rigid 17th-century church, three bloodthirsty insects-Hilt, Sit, and Drago-stumble into something far more dangerous than a swat: human morality. After realizing no one will kill them "in God's house," they come to a bold-and wildly incorrect-conclusion:

They are protected. Chosen. Untouchable.

What follows is a chaotic rise to power as the trio builds a buzzing empire fueled by bad logic, stolen words, and an unholy amount of confidence. From enforcing nonsensical commandments to creating collapsing systems of control, their reign spirals into absurdity, exposing the fragile line between order and madness.

But as the congregation begin to question the rules-and something far more sinister lurks in the shadows-the Musket-toes must face a terrifying possibility:

What if they were never chosen at all?

Darkly hilarious, wildly satirical, and unapologetically bizarre, Three Musket-toes: Season One is a sharp comedy about power, belief, and the chaos that erupts when idiots think they're in charge.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0GZZ3JMJ4
• ISBN13: 9798195770396
• Release Date: May 2026
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 26 Pages
• Weight: 0.19 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 8.5" x 11.0"