Thoughts & Prayers For Those With Sales Quotas: Hilarious Sh*t Everyone In Tech Sales Is Thinking

By Lorenzo Martinez

Have you ever wondered what it's like to be 29, but actually feel like you're a stressed out, 75-year-old hooker? Welcome to tech sales! Whether they want to admit it or not, everyone in tech sales talks trash about one another . It's just part of the experience. Now you finally can read what they're thinking in this tech industry tell-all! Think your Sales Manager is an idiot? They probably are. Think your Account Executive is a coked out narcissist? Accurate. Take a hilarious inside look into the thoughts and prayers of those poor souls at countless startups and well known tech companies unfortunate enough to be slinging tech upon the world. In this deliciously brutal takedown of tech sales , take a peek into what every Sales Development Rep, Account Executive, Sales Engineer and Sales Manager is thinking but can't say because HR sucks. Gleaned from over 20 years of tech sales experience, the author spares no one . Thoughts & Prayers For Those With Sales Quotas makes a great office gift for your entire sales team, especially if you fear there might be an office riot if they get one more stinking Patagonia vest. If you know someone in tech sales, give them your condolences and tell them to read this book!

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0D9124GDK
• ISBN13: 9798332476075
• Release Date: July 2024
• Publisher: Independently published
• Length: 185 Pages
• Dimensions: 8.0" x 0.4" x 5.0"