The autobiography of Peter James Bond, previously known as Lord Peter St John Gordon-Bennett, and Peter David Mutton. Born in England but having lived in Tasmania since 1958, he claims:
'Most of this book is true; the rest is at least plausible. I apologise in advance to anyone who remembers things differently. I spent my life making decisions. Some were arguably good, but many of my achievements were accidental. Others were misunderstandings I simply got away with.
'If I'd known people would read this, I might have done things differently. It's not my fault; I wasn't supervised properly.'