"This Won't Hurt a Bit!" (lies!): A Poetic Look at Medical Tests!

By Michaele L. LePage

This Won't Hurt a Bit (Lies ): A Poetic Look at Medical Tests

A laugh-out-loud poetic roast of the medical world

From the waiting room nightmare to the dreaded gown malfunction, from the horrors of a colonoscopy prep to the betrayal of the "little puff" eye test, Michaele L. LePage, Ph.D., delivers a hilarious, painfully relatable collection of medical poetry that every patient (and healthcare worker) will understand.

With a sharp wit and firsthand experience as a surgical technologist, Michaele turns doctor visits, diagnostic tests, and medical indignities into pure comedy gold. Whether you've endured the needle of doom, the mammogram smash, or the ever-humbling prostate check, this book will have you laughing through the pain-literally.

Perfect for:
✔ Anyone who's ever been a patient (so... everyone )
✔ Healthcare workers who need a good laugh
✔ Fans of medical humor, satire, and poetic wit
✔ People who cope with medical appointments by laughing instead of crying

Prepare yourself for a no-holds-barred poetic journey through the absurd, the awkward, and the downright unfair world of medical procedures. Warning: Do NOT read while drinking-you may spit out your beverage

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0DYD7F8G7
• ISBN13: 9798311884662
• Release Date: February 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 146 Pages
• Weight: 0.45 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 6.0" x 9.0"