Things Your Momma Warned You About: A Humorous Motherly Wise Guide to Life's Twists and Turns

By Anastasia Wood

From the battlefield of dating to the chaos of the kitchen, from the perplexities of fashion to the wild world of social media, there's one guiding force that has navigated us all: the timeless wisdom of Mom. Introducing "Things Your Momma Warned You About," the laugh-out-loud guide that takes you on a nostalgic and hilarious journey through life's delightful mishaps and mom's sage advice.

Remember when Mom warned you about the perils of overseasoning the chicken or the horrors of mixing stripes with polka dots? How about the time she told you to "think before you post" and you didn't listen? This book gathers those golden nuggets of motherly wisdom and pairs them with side-splitting real-life anecdotes that will leave you nodding in agreement and chuckling at the uncanny truth.

Dive into chapters like "Dating Disasters," where the mysteries of romance meet Mom's witty insights, and "Culinary Catastrophes," where kitchen blunders turn into lessons learned (the hard way). Wander through "Dressing for Success (or Failure)" and find humor in fashion's ever-changing landscape, guided by Mom's unwavering taste. Explore "Social Media Missteps" and discover how even in the digital age, Mom's wisdom finds a way to guide, to humor, and to remind us of what truly matters.

Written with warmth, wit, and a generous sprinkling of nostalgia, "Things Your Momma Warned You About" is more than a collection of stories. It's a celebration of mothers, a reflection on life's joyful jumbles, and a reminder that sometimes, Mom really does know best.

Whether you're a devoted son, a rebellious daughter, or simply someone who enjoys a good laugh, this book will resonate with the universal truths that bind us all. You'll find yourself recalling your own mother's advice, smiling at a memory that's too real, and perhaps even passing on a little wisdom of your own.

So go ahead, open these pages, and discover the hilarious, heartwarming, and often uncannily accurate world of "Things Your Momma Warned You About." You'll laugh, you'll cringe, you'll reflect, and who knows? You might just find that Mom was right all along.

Grab your copy, settle into your favorite reading spot, and prepare to be entertained. Because in this book, laughter is a family affair, and everyone's invited

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0CDYY8Z94
• ISBN13: 9798856389615
• Release Date: August 2023
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 116 Pages
• Weight: 0.27 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.2" x 5.0" x 8.0"