Things That Make Me Swear On The Golf Course

By Timothy D Wilson

Golf courses are a wild world of unexpected drama, exaggerated scores and stories, along with questionable fashion statements. Wilson's comedic examination of the game of golf and the course on which it is played will have you in stitches every time you play a round of golf. Play the links with Wilson's stories and insights in your mind, as you meet the entertaining, and occasionally idiotic characters who attempt to play the "sport of kings". These anecdotes and situations will remind you of your usually "common sense", occasionally logical friends and relatives, who turn into Jekyll and Hyde on the golf course. You'll go from the chaos at the golf Pro shop, where the guys don't know their tee time or who they are playing with, to the "beer cart girl", who you only see at the first tee and the 18th hole. All this, plus the sport itself, and the "players" are hilariously examined and described under the golf gods microscope. Wilson brings to light, and to your amusement, the situational annoyances and nuances of the "typical" golfer and the course, that will make you swear, laugh and ponder in disbelief. These tales that will send you into the rough with each swing, putt, lost ball or foot-wedge. Tighten your golf shoes for Wilson's insane roller-coaster ride on the golf links.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1977282695
• ISBN13: 9781977282699
• Release Date: July 2025
• Publisher: Outskirts Press
• Length: 104 Pages
• Weight: 0.33 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 6.0" x 9.0"