Things Better Than Bacon: A scientific study resulting in a compilation of things that are better than bacon.

By Dr. Winthorpe P. Lancaster IV

Things Better Than Bacon; A Scientific Study Resulting In A Compilation Of Things That Are Better Than Bacon, by Dr. Winthorpe P. Lancaster IV is an absolute gem of a book. The good Dr. has spent many years of exhaustive research locating things in the known universe that are better than bacon. If you happen to be a bacon connoisseur, you know that this quest is a battle that can't be won. Why you may ask? There is nothing in the world better than bacon! Look, this is a gag book. This book is: A goof. A joke. A satire. A parody. This book is mostly a bunch of empty pages! It's basically a neat conversation starter for people who love bacon. So save your bad reviews about how this book is nothing but empty pages and you were scammed. I am telling you up front that this book is a gag and mostly empty pages! People who love bacon will buy this book. People who know people who love bacon will buy this book for them. People with a sense of humor will buy this book. People who like gag gifts will buy this book. It's not a real scientific study carried out by a real scientist. If you love bacon, you know that nothing in the world tastes better than bacon. You also know that adding bacon to anything instantly makes that thing a bazillion times better. Bacon freaking rocks. Remember, this book is mostly a bunch of empty pages!I can tell you this though... When you see this book on a bookshelf lodged between War and Peace and some almost unreadable medical journal, people will ALWAYS grab this book to see what's inside. Get ready for the gut busting laughter that follows once they get the joke. So, if you have a sense of humor this book is for you. If you love bacon, check out http://ThingsBetterThanBacon.com.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1482511177
• ISBN13: 9781482511178
• Release Date: February 2013
• Publisher: CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform
• Length: 112 Pages
• Weight: 0.78 lbs.
• Dimensions: 11.0" x 0.3" x 8.5"