There Ain't Nowhere But Here

By: Zack Kopp

Laughingly Lovably Hideaways is a gated community in the town of Cool Park, present or near-future USA, full of wild miscreants and philosophers and addicts and TV producers and loose dogs living in extreme luxury, troubled by porch pirates and the proposed relocation of the homeless community from an old gas station on the outskirts to the heart of their decadent postmodern holding pattern. Meet the residents: Uncomfortable Norm and his wife Icicley, Lucillo Motillo the king of the neighborhood underworld, J.L. Porkowski, bottomless hole digger Sam, his wife Jenny and all the others. Learn about the Maker and the Marvins, and how there may only be one neighborhood, despite all the dimensions presented by life. Prose accounts of their deranged adventures are alternated with commentary from the neighborhood message board manned by a cultist trying to throw off suspicion by posing as a responsible tenant. And that's not all. "...A lot of drug addicted families started moving in and cameras were positioned throughout the neighborhood to catch any drug deals or stabbings. There were no laws in the town and tenants of Laughingly Lovably Hideaways became hopelessly addicted to all these things they found lying around in their homes since everything was full of chemicals these days, in a race to get featured on the Dysfunctional Suburban Rehab reality party television programs..."

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0CPWBHWFT
• ISBN13: 9798871298923
• Release Date: December 2023
• Publisher: Independently published
• Length: 82 Pages
• Weight: 0.39 lbs.
• Dimensions: 9.0" x 0.2" x 6.0"