WARNING: This IS the WORST Sports Book in the Whole Entire World
If your kid loves wild humor, breaking the fourth wall, and watching a rock try to play sports... well, grab some popcorn. Because Nameless the Rock is about to enter the sports arena-and he's not thrilled.
Touchdowns?
⚾ Home runs?
Trophies?
Nameless would rather take a nap.
He's stuck in a SPORTS book.
And apparently, that means sweat, yelling, and confusing equipment.
Will he become the real G.O.A.T. (or just meet one)?
Will this book actually involve teamwork
And why does everyone think sports are fun
What we do know:
Kids CAN'T. STOP. LAUGHING.
Parents Are Cheering:
️ "Even my sports-obsessed kid cracked up "
️ "A hilarious read-even if your kid hates sports."
️ "We read it before practice. Now we're quoting it in the car."
YOU'LL LOVE THIS BOOK IF YOU LOVE:
✔️ Laugh-out-loud sports books for kids
✔️ Characters with big emotions and no athletic ability
✔️ Silly picture books that make fun of the rules
✔️ Read-aloud chaos with sports gear and confused rocks
✔️ Interactive stories for fans and anti-fans alike
✔️ Humor that lands with athletes, couch potatoes, and sarcastic siblings
Perfect for:
- Boys and girls ages 4-8
- Kindergarten through 3rd grade
- Beginner and reluctant readers
- Sports-themed gift books
- Parents, coaches, and tired PE teachers
The Worst Sports Book in the Whole Entire World is part of the Worst World Works(TM) series-a ridiculous collection where every "normal" book turns into complete chaos. And Nameless the Rock just wants to survive it.
So lace up... and click "Add to Cart."
(But don't be surprised if Nameless fakes an injury.)