The Witch's Yelp Reviews

By: Blake, Ryan

The Witch's Yelp Reviews is a wickedly funny fantasy comedy following Agatha C. Crumb, a sarcastic witch with a sharp tongue and an even sharper quill. She anonymously leaves brutally honest and magically charged Yelp reviews for every mystical service she encounters-from dragon dentists and demon spas to fae-run bars and necromancer nail salons.

But when her reviews start triggering unexpected magical backlash, and the powerful Council of Reviews steps in to silence her, Agatha discovers that the enchanted review platform she trusted is more than just a site-it's a tightly controlled system designed to manage perception, manipulate truth, and erase dissent.

Armed with biting wit and forbidden spells, Agatha battles an algorithmic overlord bent on rewriting reality itself. As her rebellion sparks a viral uprising of unfiltered magical feedback, she must decide how far she'll go to protect the messy, chaotic, and utterly authentic truth of magical life.

Part satire, part urban fantasy, The Witch's Yelp Reviews is a hilarious and sharply insightful exploration of truth, censorship, and what happens when even the most magical voices are forced to fit the mold.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0FC5N6MLJ
• ISBN13: 9798286930012
• Release Date: June 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 32 Pages
• Weight: 0.13 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.1" x 6.0" x 9.0"