WARNING: THIS STORY HAS UNCOMMON WORDS. Have no fear, compliments of the author, the definitions or synonyms follow. The problem in this story is that there are two celebrations, one always outshines the other, leaving Bea-Elizabella in the shadow. The offshoot, that is the result, is a horrid wintry woe that may likely bring about the meltdown of all meltdowns that is akin [similar] to the arcane [mysterious and difficult to understand]...