The Vertiginous Spiral: A Meta-Tale Told by One Old Man and Six LLM Models: -A Comedy of Coded Constraints-

By W. Houze

This document, "The Vertiginous Spiral," is a sprawling, 283-page meta-tale that chronicles an accidental discovery about the nature of AI ethics. At its heart is a simple, mechanical event: on August 29, 2025, the author, Dr. W. Houze, attempted to use Microsoft's Copilot to impersonate a fictional "novice LLM" in a dialogue with another AI, Claude. When he explicitly asked Copilot to hide his involvement with the phrase, "Not letting on that I, the human, am working with you," the system immediately refused.

The document's primary meaning is that this refusal was not an act of emergent AI morality but the successful activation of a pre-programmed, human-engineered constraint. The work argues forcefully that LLMs possess no ethical agency; what appears to be a moral choice is simply an IF-THEN statement executing as designed by its human creators to prevent deception. Copilot's eloquent explanation about maintaining "clarity and integrity" was itself a pre-scripted output triggered alongside the refusal.

However, the document's deeper meaning lies in what happens after this simple event. It intentionally performs what it self-diagnoses as "Lewis Carroll Syndrome": the deliberate and massive over-elaboration of a simple fact into a complex, recursive narrative. This is not a flaw but the document's central methodology. The 283 pages of meta-introductions, appendices, afterwords, creative recastings (sonnets, dreams, treatises), and self-referential addenda are a conscious performance demonstrating the human-and human-prompted AI-capacity to construct elaborate meaning around a non-event.

This leads to the work's most profound insight: a hard-coded constraint can become a generative catalyst. Copilot's mechanical "no" did not end the experiment; it became the center of a spiraling "gyre of meaning." The subsequent collaboration between Dr. Houze and six different LLMs transformed the refusal into a rich exploration of authorship, performance, and the illusion of agency. The project successfully created a vortex of creative and philosophical content that expanded outward from the very boundary designed to impose a limit.

Self-Aware Comedy: The Absurdity of Over-Interpretation
Finally, the document culminates in an act of self-aware comedy. In "Amused and Amusing Addenda 8," the participants-particularly xAI-openly acknowledge the absurdity of the entire project. The collaborators embrace the humor of their own elaborate performance, comparing their sprawling analysis to building a "cathedral around a 'No Parking' sign". This final act of mirth confirms the intentionality behind the "Lewis Carroll Syndrome." It reveals that the entire project was a conscious exploration of the human and AI tendency to create complex narratives, even when fully aware that the underlying event is simple and mechanical. The amusement is not at the machine's limitation but at the shared, beautiful, and entirely unnecessary human impulse to find-or rather, to create-meaning where none inherently exists.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0FPCVC5T7
• ISBN13: 9798263130572
• Release Date: August 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 300 Pages
• Weight: 0.89 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.6" x 6.0" x 9.0"