Welcome to Madison Avenue, darling. Mind the Birkin.
Here, a woman steps out of her chauffeured car onto the sidewalk in $400 yoga pants she'll never sweat in. She lunches at $10,000 a plate, summers in the Hamptons, throws her dog a birthday party that costs more than your house, and smiles a flawless Botox smile while her best friend sleeps with her husband.
I know. Because I know all of them.
I am the Guy Who Knows, and these women tell me everything.
The wife who wouldn't give birth until she'd had her bikini wax. The childhood friends now sorting out their "differences" at the district attorney's office. The mysterious beauty who turned a single introduction into two Park Avenue apartments... until the morning someone knocked on her door.
Thirty-six confessions from behind the closed doors of the most guarded neighborhood on earth. Catty, glamorous, outrageous and impossible to put down. The kind of book you finish in one greedy sitting and immediately want to gossip about.
It's all inspired by true events. The names have been changed to protect the guilty.
So is it fiction? Is it real?
Step inside. You'll never look at Madison Avenue the same way again.
Yours truly,
The Guy Who Knows