The Unauthorized Manual for Surviving Your Inexplicable Existence

By Mark Protsik

Life doesn't come with instructions-unless you count this unauthorized manual, which is about as useful as duct-taping a flashlight to a banana. The Unauthorized Manual for Surviving Your Inexplicable Existence is a satirical field guide to being human in all its messy, hilarious, and bewildering stages. From the currency of crying as an infant, to the giants who ran your childhood world, to jobs, love, aging, and the strange "bonus round" of existence, this series explores the comedy and confusion of life with equal parts wit and sympathy. Written in a "manual" style that blends parody, social commentary, and genuine reflection, the book reveals what you always suspected: adults are improvising, life is a series of questionable experiments, and the only real rule is to keep asking why. Part parody, part therapy session, and part cosmic joke, this book will make you laugh, nod in recognition, and maybe even feel a little better about the chaos of being alive.

• Format: Hardcover
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1257554166
• ISBN13: 9781257554164
• Release Date: September 2025
• Publisher: Lulu.com
• Length: 312 Pages
• Weight: 2.23 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.8" x 8.5" x 11.0"