The Ultimate Instead of... Say This: Hilarious Couple Moments: 400+ Funny Ways to Keep Love and Laughter Alive

By Dominic Abapo

Love is beautiful, but let's be honest-it's also full of petty arguments, ridiculous pet peeves, and moments of pure comedic gold. The Ultimate Instead of... Say This: Hilarious Couple Moments is your go-to guide for turning everyday relationship quirks into laugh-out-loud moments.

Packed with 400+ funny and relatable alternatives to the things couples say (and wish they could say), this book will help you keep love alive with humor-whether you're declaring your affection, playfully bickering over chores, or making grand plans for the future (like deciding where to order takeout).

Inside, you'll find:
Love & Affection - Because "I love you" is great, but so is "You're the only person I'd share my fries with."
Arguments & Pet Peeves - For when you want to complain, but in a way that makes them laugh.
Romantic Date Ideas - Movie nights, pizza, and pretending it's a five-star experience.
Health & Wellness - Working out together or just watching your veggies slowly rot in the fridge.
Future Plans & Commitment - From saving money (or pretending to) to growing old and debating the thermostat.

Whether you're newly in love, married for decades, or somewhere in between, this book is the perfect gift for couples who love to laugh. So grab a copy, share a giggle, and remember-relationships are best when served with a side of humor

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0DVRHKW2Y
• ISBN13: 9798308932734
• Release Date: January 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 156 Pages
• Weight: 0.35 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.4" x 5.0" x 8.0"