The Ultimate Guide to Do-it-Yourself Space Travel - The Rhondda Rocket

By Stephen J. Morgan

This will probably be a book like no other you've read. It's hilarious, zany, outrageous and certainly unconventional. In fact, it will most probably become the principal psychiatric textbook for the study and treatment of lunatic authors.

Be advised, the book contains adult content (so the kids will love it). In fact, depending on your worldliness and standards of morality parts of it may even shock you. Caution is also advised for highly sensitive nerds who may be emotionally distressed by some of the author's sheer rudeness and downright tactless insensitivity. One thing I can promise you is, it's certified 100% non-arty-farty.

But, in basic terms, the book is an easy-to-follow, do-it-yourself manual for launching your own space mission. You will learn how to build a space rocket for absolutely nothing, complete your astronaut training in just one day and fly a spaceship without any qualifications, knowledge or experience. And, if that's not enough, I'll also throw in the secret of how to contact aliens and shag them

It doesn't even matter if you have a brain like a suet dumpling and no higher qualifications than your school Cycling Proficiency Test. Just follow the lessons contained in the tale of The Rhondda Rocket, an inspiring, true story of how a dork and a nerd from Wales flew to space using this revolutionary method. When you've finished, I promise you that in just a few weeks, you'll become a dashingly handsome, pornographically rich, superstar astronaut whizzing around the universe like Star Trek on Viagra

The Ultimate Guide to Do-It-Yourself Space Travel - the Rhondda Rocket is the first publication in a series of Wacky Tales from Wales.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0CD14R5HR
• ISBN13: 9798223048343
• Release Date: July 2023
• Publisher: Stephen J. Morgan
• Length: 114 Pages
• Weight: 0.34 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.3" x 5.5" x 8.5"