The Ultimate Guide for New Parents

By Caleb Abel

Make your friends laugh with this funny-but-practical gag gift for expectant parents.

Welcome to the most accurate book about babies ever written.

Beyond its most obvious purpose as a gag gift, this book is intended to be used as an alternative guestbook for baby showers or in place of a congratulations card. Baby shower guests and gift-givers are encouraged to use the ample blank space to write as much as they please, including but not limited to actual practical advice or personal stories related to each chapter title. Or just say congratulations. Use the space.

The entire main text of the book is below:

Chapter 1: How to Be a Good Parent

If you are doing your best, you are a good parent.

Chapter 2: Feeding the Child

Definitely feed the child multiple times per day.

Chapter 3: Changing diapers

Very important. Please change the baby's diapers as needed.

Chapter 4: Crying

The baby will cry. This does not mean you are a bad parent.

Chapter 5: Clothing the Child

If it is cold: more clothes. If it is hot: fewer clothes.

Chapter 6: How to Seek Medical Help Online

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• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1718141246
• ISBN13: 9781718141247
• Release Date: August 2018
• Publisher: Independently published
• Length: 69 Pages
• Weight: 0.35 lbs.
• Dimensions: 9.0" x 0.2" x 6.0"