The Trump's Bible: A parody of a "Very Stable Genius"

By DÖNÄLD TRÜMP

You've seen the Trump Bible, now behold The Trump's Bible. This newest testament was written by me, DÖNÄLD TRÜMP, and let me tell you, I don't know why they bothered calling it the greatest story ever told until now. No one has ever told every bible story from The Creation to The Revelation like me. I even threw in the Song of Solomon to spice things up. I'm telling you, this bible is HUGE! Even Hannibal Lecter, himself, has a copy in his bathroom. Though, it is kind of "weird " that every time he has me over for dinner, I notice a few more pages have been torn out. Make the Bible Great Again!

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0DFVMVTY5
• ISBN13: 9798337821801
• Release Date: August 2024
• Publisher: Independently published
• Length: 329 Pages
• Weight: 1.25 lbs.
• Dimensions: 9.0" x 0.8" x 6.0"