"Can I tell you a secret?" she whispered, leaning in closer. "Uh, sure," I said nervously. "I'm a real-life princess," she said, twirling a strand of her hair. "And I have a secret desire." I raised an eyebrow, waiting for her to continue. "I want a toilet slave," she said bluntly. "Someone who will let me use them as my own personal toilet. Will you be mine?"
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