Here's the situation: every fortune in history had a moment - one embarrassingly small window - where a completely ordinary person could have gotten in. Most people didn't. You didn't. Nobody told you. Until now, nobody had even bothered to write it all down in one place with the exact dates, exact prices, and the kind of "why didn't anyone DO something" energy that makes you want to shake a nineteenth-century farmer by the shoulders.
This book is that list. Two centuries of the greatest investment opportunities ever to exist - stocks, real estate, lottery jackpots, casino exploits, commodities, dynasty trusts, and yes, the actual Bitcoin price in 2009 - all documented, verified, and presented in the tone of someone who is absolutely furious on your behalf.
The financial history is real. The returns are real. The time machine is your problem.
Satirical fiction. Not financial advice. The time machine, should you build one, is entirely your moral responsibility.