The Tale of the Ancient Marina

By Aaron David

Ever been to a job interview and instantly realised it wasn't for you? Ever driven a battered old banger through the Pennines at breakneck speed, pursued by a psychotic Glaswegian assassin and an overweight intellectual in a high-performance Jag'? Ever fallen in love with someone you should have fallen in love with? Ever been stuck in a love-triangle with the girl of your dreams and a young, rich European cheese magnate who looks like Fred from Scooby Doo? Ever been bothered by a hamster infestation? Ever had a friend who you thought was OK only to find he was a sexual predator and vicious murderer? Ever had another friend who thought monogamy was a kind of wood, who thought a homeopath was "someone wot kills puffs", who thought a meteor was a fat prostitute? Mike has. If you like your thrillers hilarious or your comedies disturbing, read 'The Tale of the Ancient Marina' by Aaron David. Strong language, strong violence, murder, sexual references. If you enjoy the book please write a review.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1503068331
• ISBN13: 9781503068339
• Release Date: November 2014
• Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
• Length: 362 Pages
• Weight: 1.07 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.8" x 6.0" x 9.0"