The System Barista

By K.D. Archer

The Apocalypse is here. And it ordered a double-shot of pain.

Kyle just got fired from his dead-end barista job. Then the sky tore open, the world dissolved into pixels, and the System initialized.

Transported to a brutal Tutorial Dungeon designed to weed out the weak, Kyle expects to die. His stats are garbage. His weapon is a rusty pipe. And while others of the new world are unlocking classes like Paladin] and Pyromancer], Kyle unlocks something else entirely.

It all seems like a joke. There's only one thing the System didn't account for: Physics.

With enough pressure, steam cuts through armor like a laser. With the right chemistry, caffeine becomes a high-grade combat buff. And with Beans by Kyle's side, the loot is never far away.

There are no useless classes-only players who haven't figured out how to exploit the game mechanics yet.

Don't miss this hilarious, fast-paced, and crunchy LitRPG adventure. It's packed with unique class progression, clever stat exploits, dungeon crawling, and a healthy dose of sarcasm. An ode to book series like Dungeon Crawler Carl and The Primal Hunter.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0G4RNJ3X9
• ISBN13: 9798276872322
• Release Date: December 2025
• Publisher: Independently Published
• Length: 168 Pages
• Weight: 0.51 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.4" x 6.0" x 9.0"