The Subtle Art of Being an Asshole

By Michael Polkanowski

This book will change your life. If you don't believe me, neighbor didn't read it and he is a still a nosey, fat-fuck who can't mind his own business. My cousin Tony from New Jersey didn't read it, and he is still on heroin. My boss didn't read it and he's still a dick. Charlie Kirk didn't read it, and now he is dead. His wife turned out to be a lesbian, and she his funeral into Trump Rally. If you don't want your funeral to be a Trump rally or end up on heroin like my cousin from New Jersey, I recommend you read this book. -Buck Hershberger, Old High School Friend of Mike Polkanowski.

The Subtle Art of Being an Asshole is a completely insane over the top mockery of memoirs, self-help books, and all every aspect of the egocentric human condition. Polkanowski's brand of off-beat and irreverent humor, manages to take topics such as death, parenting marriage, divorce, and even the meaning of life itself and turn them upside down. Nothing is off limits in The Subtle Art of Being an Asshole. Buckle up, its' going to be a wild ride

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: B0GQXMLTXQ
• ISBN13: 9798233538353
• Release Date: February 2026
• Publisher: Endless Mountains
• Length: 236 Pages
• Weight: 0.61 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.5" x 5.5" x 8.5"