The Spy Who Licked Me

By Rene Fomby

1st Place winner for Best Series at the 2026 CIBA International Book Awards

No doggie does it better.

The second-most valuable artifact in all of human and canine history has been pilfered-by the Chinese, no less-and 10-pound Australian Terrier Moose has been summoned to get it back. At any cost.

But this time he's not going it alone: he has sultry feline Russian Agent Viktoria Orlova at his back. And it is the Ides of March, by the way.

But M doesn't care whether he's feeling the Or-lova, she just wants results. So Moose and the wily Russian agent are strapped safely into the belly of a Boeing 737 Max, heading lickedy-split for the mysterious metropolis that's been nicknamed the Chicago of China. Wuhan. Home of the nefarious biolabs that gave the world COVID.

Nothing could possibly go wrong with that.

Double-crossed every step along the way, and almost ending up as his own sidekick thanks to a well-placed conveyor belt and saw, Moose must fight off the combined efforts of the Chinese, Russians and a mysterious international crime syndicate called S.P.E.C.T.E.R. to rescue the Big Bone and make the world safe for democracy and kibble one more time. Or how about a bowl of wet food, instead. If you've got it.

• Format: Paperback
• Language: English
• ISBN: 1947304224
• ISBN13: 9781947304222
• Release Date: March 2023
• Publisher: Book Ness Monster Press
• Length: 340 Pages
• Weight: 0.74 lbs.
• Dimensions: 0.7" x 5.0" x 8.0"