He held three realities in the palm of his hand. Then he got bored.
Wei Buchan was the Sovereign of Myriad Transformations - until eternity lost its flavor. So he did the only sensible thing an omnipotent being can do: he stripped his power, reincarnated as a baby in the most backwater realm in existence, arranged for a mid-tier sect to "discover" him, and started climbing the cultivation ladder he used to own.
This time, he's doing it with an audience.
On the Jade-Net - the spiritual internet linking every cultivator alive - an anonymous account called SageOfNothing has begun posting techniques that shouldn't exist. Pill refiners are losing their minds. Sword sects are taking notes. And nobody suspects the legend behind the screen is currently teething.
He didn't come back to save the world. He came back for the content.
Volume One of a cultivation comedy about power, clout, and the fine art of the face-slap.