The tales I'm aiming to relate to you are mostly the ramblings of an old southern gal with time on her hands and a desire to embarrass her kids. They're going to relate the adventures of a Miss Lorelei Satterfield, otherwise known as a southern charmer. She's a honey pot, hard-as-nails private eye, an all around gal of the imaginary southern persuasion. Unless, that is, you happen to be from the south. Then the tales are most assuredly true.